10 Tweets about married life you will agree with
Grab your partner and take a few minutes to enjoy these funny tweets about marriage.
When we say "I DO", no one really pictures the annoying habits that will eventually leave you wanting to take back that 'till death do us part' bit.
So it's important to step back once in a while and look at the funny side of the problems in marriage.
We love this quote from the Mind Body Green website: "Love begins as an empty garden that requires attention and care, and when it’s thoroughly watered and the weeds are pulled, the flowers will blossom over a lifetime."
Check out these awesome tweets below and remember you are not alone when it comes to an annoying spouse!
To protect your marriage it's either you bath 🛀 with your wife👰 or with your phone 📱.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/0zk56FD3BX
— ▲23 JUNE 😊 (@ADruzap) June 20, 2017
Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* Our can opener is broken.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 2, 2017
Me: So it's a can't opener?
Wife: I can't believe I married you.
[Me, on my deathbed]
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 23, 2017
Wife: Is that what you're going to wear?
The beauty of marriage. pic.twitter.com/9TaSgMCnqS
— SimpleTweets (@MrSimpleTweets) June 20, 2017
Me: Want me to go grocery shopping?
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) October 14, 2016
Wife: NO. All you do is text me questions the whole time. I'll do it.
Husbanding level: Expert.
At least 10% of divorces can be avoided by buying bigger blankets
— X Alqee (@Xalqee) July 9, 2012
[out in public]
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 13, 2015
Me: A kid is crying.
Wife: It's not one of ours.
[we fist bump]
*watching husband sleep*
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."
*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) February 24, 2016
me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?
Me: Wait, so it's cool for you to use my phone charger but I can't touch yours?
— Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) January 28, 2016
Wife: Correct.