Five cringeworthy John Mayer quotes
US musician John Mayer is not only known for his hit singles, but his
relationships. The Your Body is a Wonderland singer has had very public,
and messy, break-ups with Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Katy
Perry, and Taylor Swift. With all these beautiful women practically
falling at his feet, why is it so hard for Mayer to find true love?
Well, it may be due to his douche-bag comments about his manhood, and
past relationships. Here are five cringeworthy quotes from the star.
About dating Jessica Simpson
According to John Mayer, dating Jessica was like a drug, and drugs are not good for him.
“Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me…sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he told Playboy magazine in 2010.
Yes, thanks, do stop there, John. No wait, he has more to say.
"It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
Well, that is sort of a compliment, right?
Giving Tiger Woods some relationship advice…
“Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end,” he said in an interview after the golfer made headlines for cheating on his wife with dozens of women.
Say, what?
“I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath,” John Mayer told Rolling Stone during an interview.
Wait, what? We can’t even begin to understand what this gem of a quote actually means.
On interracial relationships
"I don't think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f***** David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my d*ck,” he told Playboy magazine in 2010.
Wow, nice, that will definitely win over the ladies – not!
Talking about his sexuality, and claims he is gay
“The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can out-gay this guy right now.”
Uhm, we will just leave that there.
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