Hilarious tweets about mom we all can relate to
Mother’s Day is just around the corner and what better way to celebrate the special women in our lives than with a little bit of humour? We have found a few tweets that sum up a mom's life and that are sure to have you laughing out loud.
Being a mother is not an easy job. Raising children has its fair share of funny, sad and hair-raising moments. Moms are there for the messiest and craziest times of their children’s lives, which can lead to moms doing some crazy and very funny things herself.
Below are hilarious tweets about moms that everyone can relate to.
Daughter: You're invading my personal space
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) January 8, 2016
Mom: You came out of my personal space
*Mary Poppins voice*
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 5, 2015
Ok, children! Time to go!
[15 min later]
*Batman voice*
I said let's go.
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH
When the world is about to end, I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) October 10, 2013
[3 AM]
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 19, 2016
Me: *texting my mom* ugh, when will these kids stop waking us up in the middle of the night?
My Mom:
Me: hello?
My Mom: GO TO BED
Me: Thanks for being good while running errands today. Mommy appreciates it.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) May 7, 2018
3 year old: I peed in the chair back there.
In case you were wondering, the loudest sound in the world is my kid screaming, "Are you pooping?!?" in a public restroom.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) March 19, 2016
Parenting is fun if you're into things like cooking for people who aren't hungry.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 9, 2016
When someone asks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for 6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day.
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) July 21, 2016
Potty training my kid, and I just made up a cheer with the word POOP in it. Burning my college degree later today.
— Carrie On, Y'all (@CarrieOnYall) April 12, 2016
5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed.
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) March 15, 2016
Me: What?
5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for?
Me:...
5yo: Now they look angry.
The kids are quiet. I'm not sure if I should be thrilled or terrified.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) March 24, 2016
I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 31, 2016
I just tried to wear funky athletic leggings only to have my 7 yr old daughter look at me sternly & say, "That's kind of like lying, Mommy"
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) April 13, 2016
Number of ponytail holders I've purchased for my daughter: 4 billion
— Sara (@smilely_gal) April 11, 2016
Number of ponytail holders she can locate: 0
My daily workout is walking through the house 14 times a day turning off all the lights my kids have left on in every room.
— Goddess Of Mischief™ (@AsgardianRose) June 11, 2015